"we plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose"
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turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight
turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death
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(via nohtice)
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the fact that laughter is contagious is so beautiful to me. like oh that made you smile? that made you happy? well then, i have no choice but to be happy with you!
(via celestialhijabi)
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Lots of people think the opposite of patriarchal messaging is “actually, men are bad and women are good”
When in reality, the opposite of patriarchal messaging is “there is no immutable difference between a man and a woman and no trait belongs only to one group or the other. Goodness or badness is entirely individual and not tied to gender in any meaningful way”
might i add– everyone is capable of doing good or bad things, but neither goodness nor badness are intrinsic qualities
^^^
This is an excellent addition.
(via celestialhijabi)
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*jegulus as something I overheard from my neighbour’s party*
regulus: james potter get in the damn car by yourself or I’ll get you in there even if I have to do it in pieces
james *extremely drunk*: would you love me if i was a lego and you had to build me piece by piece?
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remus, commenting quidditch: if anyone’s keeping track of how many times potter has been distracted by the slytherin seeker and missed the quaffle so far in the match my count’s eleven
remus: in other news sirius black wants me to publicly state that if gryffindor chaser potter doesn’t take his eyes off his brother and start scoring he will piss in potter’s cornflakes for the rest of the year
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mayzarbewithyou-deactivated2023:
picture that scene in friends where chandler accidentally kisses monica in front of everyone, and to cover it up, he kisses everyone—but make it jegulus. james accidentally gives regulus a quick peck, then freezes and sees everyone just staring at them, sirius completely still like his brain is rebooting, and james panics and goes down the line and gives everyone else a peck to try and pretend like he is not, in fact, secretly dating his best friend’s brother.
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Sirius, winking at Remus: I’m like coffee because I keep you up all night
Marlene, smirking at Dorcas: I’m like coffee because I grind so fine
Regulus: I’m like coffee-
Remus: Oh enough-
Regulus: because I’m bitter and most people don’t like me without changing something
James, known sweettooth, pours a cup of black coffee and meets Reg’s eye as he drinks it.
Regulus rolls his eyes but is internally dying.
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We are fully getting Colin “is a huge idiot” Bridgerton this season and I am READY for the shit he’s gonna catch from Anthony and Benedict when he realizes he’s in love with Penelope GOD I can’t WAIT to see how STUPID this boy can be
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